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TOP TEN OTHER REASONS JUDGE ITO MIGHT STEP DOWN
10. Dead have asked him to replace Jerry Garcia
9. Last week, found himself believing something Johnnie Cochran
said
8. Has summertime share in the Poconos with Judge Wapner
7. Got one of them "eat-the-crust-first" pizza commercials
6. Last night, broke into Mark Fuhrman's house and tried to O.J.
the guy
5. Tired of seeing his reflection in Chris Darden's head
4. Going to be on a new Court-TV show about five real-life judges
sharing a loft in London
3. Murder weapon found in his beard
2. Misses Rosa Lopez. Loves Rosa Lopez. Must be with Rosa Lopez.
1. Bad case of bench rash